Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
10. He can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. He can keep one gun at home and have another for when he's on the road.
8. If he admires a friend's gun and tells him so, he will probably let him try it out a few times.
7. His primary gun doesn't mind if he keeps another gun for a backup.
6. His gun will stay with him even if he runs out of ammo.
5. His gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if he goes to sleep after he uses it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
1. HE CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR HIS GUN
Don't ask me why I think this is funny....I just do